meeeellllllllllllltttttttttinnnnnnnnnggggggg

My life is about to get a lot more complicated.

My life is about to be a lot more enjoyable.

My life is about to move to the dirty south.

This is all I have to think about as I lay like a puddle of melted popsicle, in this Texas heat.  I think tomorrow my next experiment is going to be trying to cook an egg on the concrete outside my house.  Do you like your eggs scrambled or fried?